What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas? My bike.
What fruit makes you confused? Papayas See, you're confused right?
What's Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable? James Brady
Me: What do you call sex in December? Wife: Don't say it. Me: ... W: ... Me: Wintercourse. W: (to judge) See this is why I need a divorce.
Where do you find the best tofu in the entire world?