What did the angered Mother say to her son, the garbage man. Your throwing your life away.
I love these hot summer nights when you can open all the windows and fall asleep naked. I'm not sure my taxi driver appreciates it though.
Your first follower has given you away, parody account.
My girlfriend said that if this get 1000 upvotes, we will try anal! Please don't upvote, her strap-on is huge!
God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him.
