Super productive day, I took down all of my neighbor's outdoor Christmas decorations.
You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant.
Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed? He had a staff infection...
The definition of Halloween: Halloween: the holiday when children vandalize your yard with toilet paper, then are rewarded with candy the next day.
God: u can ask me 1 question me: ok if the singular of geese is goose is the singular of sheep a shoop God: [later] devil: welcome to hell