What was the warlock's favorite cookbook? The Necronomnomnomicon.
I told my girlfriend I've known 3 whores in my life. The first one was named mercedes, the second one porsche, your name must be buick!
What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child? Do you want to buy a candy?
What does a horny frog say? Rubbit. Stole this from a friend.
2 nuns are riding their bikes to church As they're riding, one nun says to the other ""I've never come this way before"". The other nun turns to her and says ""It's the cobblestone"".
