Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane? Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...
Shout out to the ampersand for always being willing to stand in the gap & help make our tweets complete by giving back those extra two lette
What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream? NASCAR
There should be a ""shame"" setting on showerheads.
Most fucked up joke I ever heard (nsfw) The moment when you eat out your grandma, taste horse semen and think to yourself ""So this must be how she died"".