I saw two Asian guys backing up a UHaul truck to a Home Depot and it reminded me of a great thing about being white. I know someone with a pickup truck.
My parents never asked me to run away from home, but there were many unexplained one way tickets.
""You're what you eat"" So say hello to your new Mum ;)
What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance? Dewalts
Cheese shop exploded Thankfully I was only hit by da brie
