What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
I know I'm more literater than you because of my fancificacious vocabularianistic wordicisms.
Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? Went back 4 seconds
I'm thinking of going on a diet. I'm going to become an egalitarian: I only eat eagles.