I will be checking on you.
We'll be checking on you.
Check, check. One, two.
Check, please! PLEASE.
I don't have chex mix, only chips.
Check your mom out. She's got two bags of groceries and they are entirely pizza donuts. I am coming to your house for game day, whoo.
Dudes, COME ON, my mom will be so annoying.
Um.
She'll be rooting for The Patriots.
WHAT? WHY?
Because she doesn't like to lose. She says that's why she never cheers me on at any of my track matches. She knows I'm too slow.
Burn, dude.
No, BAD MOM, dude.
The baddest.
Ugh, you guys are the worst.
No, your mom is the worst.
Yes, that's what I'm telling you.
I still want pizza donuts.
Fair enough.
The day rolls around, and all the guys come over for pizza donuts and to cheer for the Rams, who lose, but in a very low-scoring game, so mom doesn't win her bets, so she's pretty upset, too. Everybody is very angry, and there's a dog there who can't stop asking for the pizza donuts, which he knows are bad for him. All in all, I have to accept the day for what it is. The day everyone realized my mom was cooler than me.
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