Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Mountain.
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Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from theabsolute:quinnertronics:rayius:rentmoney
How’s THIS:
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Mountain
The quarterback was baffled to find himself on top of Mount Everest, but that’s what happens when the pinnacle of your professional career involves taking important hikes.
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