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theabsolute
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2025-11-06 05:43
Test
​Test
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theabsolute
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2024-10-20 23:59
Just Scroll With It
It's been a while since I've last made a list and it's been a while since such an interesting game has been developed. Simply put, Echo: The Oracle's Scroll is a standout title for the Playdate handheld
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theabsolute
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2024-03-13 23:23
Bathroom break
When you remember that there was a test today
theabsolute
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2024-03-08 02:19
Quick Question
When a student asks the teacher what they can do to raise their grade at the end of the year after missing 100 days of school
theabsolute
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2024-03-04 22:51
Stopping me from logging in
When it's your last chance to figure out your password then this comes up
theabsolute
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2024-02-25 00:12
Minivan Life
Showing up to the carpool lane 5 minutes before school be like
theabsolute
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2024-02-17 17:11
Change of tune
Kid in class vs. parent teacher conference
theabsolute
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2024-02-09 17:13
Ball Handling Skills
I don't know much about football, but I know Travis Kelce scored.
theabsolute
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2024-01-25 10:52
Incredible
When it's the end of the year, students haven't done anything for months, and ask if they can do an extra credit assignment to pull up their grade. How can you get extra credit when you didn't do the normal
theabsolute
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2024-01-15 02:15
Begone evil spirits!
Toddlers, when you try to get them to go to bed
theabsolute
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2024-01-05 01:51
When you gotta go
theabsolute
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2023-12-31 04:58
Getting the blues
Toddlers when you tell them they can't watch Bluey for the rest of the day
theabsolute
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2023-11-15 07:14
Caught empty-handed
How it feels eating the last of your kid's Halloween candy Wish he would have thrown his wrappers away to make it easier to find the good stuff
theabsolute
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2023-11-12 03:38
I blame tiktok
When kids have an analog clock in class, but need to check their phone to see what time it is
theabsolute
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2023-10-08 21:05
F around and find out
When a student thinks the test was easy because they copied their friend's paper, not realizing that they had a different version.
theabsolute
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2023-09-21 22:31
Price Gouging
When stagflation is so bad and you have to give an arm and a leg to get groceries, but you manage to soldier on
theabsolute
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2023-09-01 22:31
Teaching the kids how to clean
Seems so much different than when I was a kid
theabsolute
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2023-06-26 05:35
That's all folks!
theabsolute
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2023-06-11 19:39
Maybe play outside
When your kid's friends come over to play
theabsolute
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2023-06-10 04:49
Sorry Buddy
Canadians when they see what it's like in New York:
