Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Seattle.
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This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from theabsolute:quinnertronics:rayius:doctorcrypto:rentmoney:diebitch:manoldonchev
How’s THIS:
Seattle
As in,
Why didn’t you watch movies with subtitles at the University of Washington? Because everyone who goes there prefers UDub.
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