If Scott Bacula dressed up like Edward Cullen, he'd be Hot Dracula
If Frankenstein and his eight siblings don't get their morning coffee, they're the Cranky Nine
If Wolf Blitzer gets sweaty in his Halloween costume, he'll be Wolfman Schwitzer
If Mary Shelley were pregnant with Michael J. Fox's Teen Wolf, she'd be Hairy Belly
- If, instead, it were the Swamp Thing's kid, she'd be Very Smelly
- If her milk curdles like she makes our blood curdle, it becomes Dairy Jelly
- And if the meat comes off her bones, she'll have a Bare-y Skelly