Jumping through hoops to get to this portmanteau. It's hanging by the wall next to the fire hydrant. Oh man, it's so hard to get to. And when I get to it, how will I get it back home? It's a sturdy looking portmanteau. I think it might be too much for me alone. I'd ask my brother, but he's a lazy dog. And actual dogs are hard to get to lift things. Pulling they're alright at, but lifting not so much. Maybe my sister would help. She's real after all, unlike my brother, who isn't real because I don't have a brother. Problem is, my sister lives three hours away, and there's gotta be a better person to ask than her. Also also, she's busy a lot. Kind of the opposite of my brother, who is a lazy dog and also not real.
My parents are both. But they live in Wisconsin, which is even further away. It's a taiga. No it isn't... Taiga taiga... Why do I... Oh yes! Sim earth. Man, I haven't played that in a while. I wonder if it could help me haul this portmanteau to my apartment. Honestly, I just need to put my back into it.
I will carry the suitcase home by myself.
