This is my contribution to @jedau's Portman Tuesdays' all-year-round contest. Skyturbation [skItu(r)'bey-shun] 1: perturbation of airmasses 2: event caused by using the scattered array antennas or lasers

Jumping through hoops to get to this portmanteau. It's hanging by the wall next to the fire hydrant. Oh man, it's so hard to get to. And when I get to it, how will I get it back home? It's a sturdy looking