For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-214-5-minute-freewrite-monday-prompt-home-alone
Kevin McAllister, now 35 years old, has his own 10 year old son that he forgets at home... "forgets." He wants the kiddo to learn all the self reliance lessons he gave himself when he was that age. So he always hires some bumbling crooks to try to burglarize the place. Unfortunately, his kiddo is more sensible, and calls the cops... then there's an investigation.... and when the truth is uncovered...
No, this is a fun funny happy story. A bad guy gets hit with a paint can, hooray!
Now tell me about your home alone experience! Well, I watched a lot of netflix and ate burger meat without bothering to make it into a burger. I also just watched the dog go up and down the hallway a lot.
I asked myself, "is what you're doing a GOOD idea?" and my body came back with a resounding NO.
Regardless, I continued.
Huff puff
Dry sigh
Bill still
My tie.
Haaaauuuuhhh
See, the thing is, my brain is half on this and half on the fact that the day is running out. I need to doo this. I NEED to.
But more importantly, I WANT to.
The only problem...
there's no problem, I just... there's plenty of time. I should probably stop eating burger meat. I gotta post Punday, too. Which is a joy. It's just the end of a long day, you know, and I'm a bit pooped.
