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@hyperbole
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An unconventional blogger. You probably know more about where I'm going with this than I do.
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2018-07-16 21:09
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Bananas
So, Bananas. And no, if I ever get famous enough to get one of those TTS voiceovers, I’m not telling you to sew bananas, I’m just using them as a conversation starter. dialogue starter. monologue starter.
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Scuffed shoes
I strode into my my manse, the doors swinging open as I approached, then slamming shut behind me. I glanced at the serving boy bowed respectfully yet poised for instructions, noting that he had not flinched
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The Artist
Picture added just to tempt you with the thumbnail. I'm feeling rather cruel today. There once lived a lad in a small town, a town much like the one you or I live in. Unless you happen to live in a big
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imagine
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Little Details
Imagine a parallel universe, one where almost everything was the same, everything besides for a few small details. Now imagine a situation which seems completely off because of something, and see where
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life
8y
An Unexciting Day
All good plans tend to fail. It's a fact of life, a rather sad one at that. Moreover, it's immensely frustrating. Who wants to make a great plan only to have it fail when it's attempted? That's basically
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goals
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Goals and Procrastination
I have this thing with procrastination. I do it. Yeah, that's basically it. I don't know why. Well, I actually do know why – it's usually because I don't want to do something, because I want to take the
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writing
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Childhood
There's a time for everything, but I can't seem to find which time is meant for doing actual productive work. I don't know, there are just days where I feel a push to do something, to accomplish something,
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poetry
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When you feel lost
If you feel yourself failing, just can't find your smooth sailing. When your brain seems to look like a firmly closed book Whenever your writing just isn't exciting and you can't seem to move, get into
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writing
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Musings
I'm wondering, wandering, moving my mind, moving my feet, wondering where I'm going. Right now I have no idea. I feel rather empty headed, stupid, foolish, dull. Though I suppose it's better than thinking
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life
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a trip to remember, i wish i could forget
pixabay Commuting is such a basic act, something everybody needs to do, something most people take for granted. Many people find commuting annoying, but a necessary part of life, but in truth, when nothing
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freewrite
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Freewrite: Freewrite (Not a typo)
Well. I'm in the mood of breaking the universe at the moment, so I think I'll write a freewrite about freewrites. I suppose I could just use this freewrite to travel back in time and kill the fellow who
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evil
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The Fall of a Titan
I closed my eyes and stared into the dark, twisted mess which stood in place of my soul. I grinned malevolently. Soon, the world would be mine. Soon, I would complete plans of unspeakable evil, full of
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comedyopenmic
8y
They walk among us: The truth about our alien overlords A response to @dollarsandsense's recent nonsensical post (comedyopenmic round # 28)
Two days ago @dollarsandsense made a post for the comedyopenmic contest describing and mocking what he believes to be the 6 most useless majors. ( The only problem: these are actually the 6 most important
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writing
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Different people
Different people work differently. It's a fact of life, little as we accept it. Some people are social, some people are unsocial or at least unsociable, and some are even antisocial. It's a fact of life,
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humor
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Boom - "Comedy Open Mic Round # 28, I suppose [put the number of each round here]" in the title.
Finally, the ground stopped shaking, finally, the explosion seemed to be over. I looked over the what remained of the little village I'd spent the last 3 days in and smirked. Nice job, if I did say so
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writing
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Books and cryptos: The power in our hands.
Well. I've lately been reading a book by Jeff Jarvis, entitled What Would Google Do. The great title sucked me in, and the excellent read kept me there. Well. Most books can keep me there, as it were.
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freewrite
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Peanut Butter, Wells, and various Whatchamacallits.
I think it's been a bit too long since I've had a freewrite, so I'll start with one now. For those unfamiliar with my freewrites, they're very stream-of-consciousness style, mostly to let my personality
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writing
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Musings
Ok, I think today will simply be an outpouring of musings. What would happen if the world would stop spinning? Hmm. Well, some lands would be stuck in day, some in night, some at dusk, some at dawn. Sort
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poetry
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Some Random Poetry, of the Most random Type
In these poems you'll likely find, Words of a man out of his mind. If you like a good, random poem You might like these, may want to know 'em Poem 2: Stars To look, to gaze upon the stars To stare up towards
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freewrite
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Villainous Fortresses
Alright then. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A well hidden secret fortress, defended by mutant sharks piranhas crocodiles dragons? animals, an electric fence, and some other things (which I won't
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