So, Bananas. And no, if I ever get famous enough to get one of those TTS voiceovers, I’m not telling you to sew bananas, I’m just using them as a conversation starter. dialogue starter. monologue starter.

I strode into my my manse, the doors swinging open as I approached, then slamming shut behind me. I glanced at the serving boy bowed respectfully yet poised for instructions, noting that he had not flinched

Picture added just to tempt you with the thumbnail. I'm feeling rather cruel today. There once lived a lad in a small town, a town much like the one you or I live in. Unless you happen to live in a big

Imagine a parallel universe, one where almost everything was the same, everything besides for a few small details. Now imagine a situation which seems completely off because of something, and see where

All good plans tend to fail. It's a fact of life, a rather sad one at that. Moreover, it's immensely frustrating. Who wants to make a great plan only to have it fail when it's attempted? That's basically

I have this thing with procrastination. I do it. Yeah, that's basically it. I don't know why. Well, I actually do know why – it's usually because I don't want to do something, because I want to take the

There's a time for everything, but I can't seem to find which time is meant for doing actual productive work. I don't know, there are just days where I feel a push to do something, to accomplish something,

If you feel yourself failing, just can't find your smooth sailing. When your brain seems to look like a firmly closed book Whenever your writing just isn't exciting and you can't seem to move, get into

I'm wondering, wandering, moving my mind, moving my feet, wondering where I'm going. Right now I have no idea. I feel rather empty headed, stupid, foolish, dull. Though I suppose it's better than thinking

pixabay Commuting is such a basic act, something everybody needs to do, something most people take for granted. Many people find commuting annoying, but a necessary part of life, but in truth, when nothing

Well. I'm in the mood of breaking the universe at the moment, so I think I'll write a freewrite about freewrites. I suppose I could just use this freewrite to travel back in time and kill the fellow who

I closed my eyes and stared into the dark, twisted mess which stood in place of my soul. I grinned malevolently. Soon, the world would be mine. Soon, I would complete plans of unspeakable evil, full of

Two days ago @dollarsandsense made a post for the comedyopenmic contest describing and mocking what he believes to be the 6 most useless majors. ( The only problem: these are actually the 6 most important

Different people work differently. It's a fact of life, little as we accept it. Some people are social, some people are unsocial or at least unsociable, and some are even antisocial. It's a fact of life,

Finally, the ground stopped shaking, finally, the explosion seemed to be over. I looked over the what remained of the little village I'd spent the last 3 days in and smirked. Nice job, if I did say so

Well. I've lately been reading a book by Jeff Jarvis, entitled What Would Google Do. The great title sucked me in, and the excellent read kept me there. Well. Most books can keep me there, as it were.

I think it's been a bit too long since I've had a freewrite, so I'll start with one now. For those unfamiliar with my freewrites, they're very stream-of-consciousness style, mostly to let my personality

Ok, I think today will simply be an outpouring of musings. What would happen if the world would stop spinning? Hmm. Well, some lands would be stuck in day, some in night, some at dusk, some at dawn. Sort

In these poems you'll likely find, Words of a man out of his mind. If you like a good, random poem You might like these, may want to know 'em Poem 2: Stars To look, to gaze upon the stars To stare up towards

Alright then. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A well hidden secret fortress, defended by mutant sharks piranhas crocodiles dragons? animals, an electric fence, and some other things (which I won't