two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.
But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,
proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.
But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,
proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.