Receptionist: "Pete, you made a mistake on your flier."
Me: "Oh great, where?"
Receptionist: "It says here throughput shouldn't that be throughout?"
Me: "No, it's data throughput."
Receptionist: "What?"
Me: "Umm? I know. It's like Dave eating a 14" Pizza then going to the bog not that long after. Throughput!"
Receptionist: "That's just gross."
Me: "Yes, but it does explain why I'm not a qualified teacher." 馃檪
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