Seriously?

You have now found a home for all those stories you tell your friends and family with the postscript: "I can laugh about it now. How many times have you heard the phrase: "If I wrote a book about it, nobody would buy it because they just wouldn't believe it's true!" well, we believe you!
This most definitely is not a community to be mean to people, so if you're looking to do a character assassination job you're not welcome, true we are laughing at folks, but there's no animosity there. Be Excellent, be funny.