Daddy's home!

Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours!

General: Captain! Captain! The troops are revolting!
Captain: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself.

Dad + Army = Darmy jokes!

Ohhhh yeh. How is everyone feeling!? Half way through the week, which means were 2 days off the weekend!

Enjoy this one beautiful people!

(Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjokeoftheday)

(Jokes and Puns: Created by @dadjokeoftheday, repeated from my workplace or sourced from http://icanhazadadjoke.com)

(Please note - the internet is filled with good humor, so the same or similar jokes may be found at other sources, but the only places I source are noted above!)