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@dadjokeoftheday
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2018-06-05 18:53
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dadjokeoftheday
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2019-07-26 13:04
Account closing :(
It is with great sadness we have decided to close this account. A huge thank you to all our wonderful followers - may you keep smiling and punning with your terrible jokes from now on and always :) Big
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dadjoke
2019-06-20 11:17
Daily Joke : 2019-06-20
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Spoke to my boss this morning, he told me to have a good day. So I went home. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes
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dadjoke
2019-06-16 14:25
Daily Joke : 2019-06-16
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! My sister has really changed since she went vegetarian, it's like I never met herbivore. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily
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dadjoke
2019-06-15 12:13
Daily Joke : 2019-06-15
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! This morning, when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof... I was shocked. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes
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dadjoke
2019-06-14 10:01
Daily Joke : 2019-06-14
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday. Apparently, it's inappropriate to say "get a load of this guy" everyone someone
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dadjoke
2019-06-13 08:15
Daily Joke : 2019-06-13
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I have a pen that can write Without ink. It can also write other things too. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and
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dadjoke
2019-06-12 04:30
Daily Joke : 2019-06-12
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What do you call fake potatoes? Imitatoes. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day, you pesky
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dadjoke
2019-06-11 04:04
Daily Joke : 2019-06-11
Daddy's home! (Apologies for the lack of daily jokes recently, your old man needed a holiday) Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I just heard the man who invented velcro died...
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dadjoke
2019-05-16 15:38
Daily Joke : 2019-05-17
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day, you pesky
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dadjoke
2019-05-15 15:38
Daily Joke : 2019-05-16
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more
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dadjoke
2019-05-14 15:38
Daily Joke : 2019-05-15
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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dadjoke
2019-05-13 15:38
Daily Joke : 2019-05-14
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it's a little meteor. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily
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dadjoke
2019-05-12 15:38
Daily Joke : 2019-05-13
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day,
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dadjoke
2019-05-11 15:38
Daily Joke : 2019-05-12
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! “Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot” Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns
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dadjoke
2019-05-10 15:38
Daily Joke : 2019-05-11
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda! Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day,
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dadjoke
2019-03-23 16:42
Daily Joke : 2019-03-24
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat. Terrible? We know!
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dadjoke
2019-03-22 16:42
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-23
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What do you call an old snowman? Water. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day, you pesky
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2019-03-21 16:42
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-22
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! The word queue is ironic. It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily
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dadjoke
2019-03-20 16:42
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-21
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit? Dad: Down. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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dadjoke
2019-03-19 16:42
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-20
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day, you pesky