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galenkp
Galenkp's Stuff
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What a joke
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. - Muhammad Ali - What makes a joke a joke? Does it have to be funny or is a joke still a joke just because it's intended to
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kunschj
Shadow Hunters
1y
Shadow Hunters/SMASh Contest Round 276 Entry ~ Random Shadows
It's been a minute since I've posted anything, but a sudden rainstorm (30% chance of rain, my ass!) brought me back inside from cutting my lawn, and concern from my good friend @kaminchan about my well-being
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unklebonehead
DBuzz
1y
Not so Daily #DadJoke Q: What do all ninjas wear to work? A: Sneakers
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unklebonehead
DBuzz
1y
Daily #DadJoke for 6/09/23 "Dad, can I go to the fair with my friends tonight?" " ...
... No! I grounded you two days ago, remember?" "No fair!" "Now you're catching on."
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gamer00
godot
3h
Promoted
Godot on Hive — Time to capitalize?
The Godot community has in the recent days been rocked by controversy, with a growing number of users feeling that the focus is shifting away from the development of the engine towards identity politics.
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unklebonehead
DBuzz
1y
Daily #DadJoke for 6/08/23 Q: What did the couch say when it wanted to change the ...
... channel? A: Nothing. Couches can't talk
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unklebonehead
DBuzz
1y
Daily #DadJoke for 6/6/23 Did you hear about the race car that stopped at a red li ...
... ght? It's braking news!
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unklebonehead
DBuzz
1y
Daily #DadJoke for 6/05/23 "Dad, what music did you listen to when you were my age ...
... ?" "Led Zeppelin" "Who?" "Yeah, they were good too!"
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unklebonehead
DBuzz
1y
Daily #DadJoke Weekend Catch up: The sun doesn't need to go to college. It alread ...
... has twenty-eight million degrees. Q: Why did the orange lose the race? A: Because it ran out of juice.
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asterkame
CCH
3d
Promoted
A Beautiful Birthday Card, How to Make it
Hello Everyone! This is a very beautiful birthday card. The inside of the card is decorated with paper pieces of the same size and bubbles. There are roses, leaves and a heart shape on the outer surface
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unklebonehead
DBuzz
1y
Daily #DadJoke catch up! Thursday: Did you read about the poet who was disqualifie ...
... d from the writing contest because he was an amatuer? It was for prose only.
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unklebonehead
DBuzz
1y
Daily #DadJoke day catch up: Wednesday: I told my wife I'll never vaccinate our k ...
... ids. She freaked out and shouted at me, "How can you say that? Why?" I replied, "I'd rather have a doctor do that."
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unklebonehead
DBuzz
1y
Daily #DadJoke for 5/31/23 "Dad, today my teacher taught us that everyone has two ...
... kidneys!" "No, you definitely have four. She forgot to account for your two kid knees!"
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unklebonehead
DBuzz
1y
Daily #DadJoke 3 day catch up: I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had g ...
... one. Then it dawned on me. Q: Why do porcupines always win at soccer? A: They have the most points. I didnt like wearing a seat belt, but after a lot of pressure from my family, I finally buckled.
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pavelsku
Photography Lovers
3h
Promoted
The Red and the Yellow
For the title of this article, I slightly modified the title of Stendhal's novel The Red and the Black (in the original Le Rouge et le Noir). Why do tree leaves change color in the fall? And why are some
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unklebonehead
DBuzz
1y
Daily #DadJoke for 5/26/23 Q: What do sheep like to do during the summer? A: Have ...
... a baabecue
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unklebonehead
DBuzz
1y
Daily #DadJoke for 5/25/23 "Breaking a leg" during the audition for a play ensures ...
... you'll make it into the cast!
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unklebonehead
DBuzz
1y
Daily #DadJoke for 5/24/23 My friend and I got in an argument, and she hit me with ...
... a meter stick. Let me you: it really straightened me out!
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unklebonehead
DBuzz
1y
Daily #DadJoke for 5/23/23 "Dad, who invented air conditioning?" "A cool guy."
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iwansyuhada
HiveGarden
8h
Promoted
Cultivating hybrid rice
Hybrid rice cultivation is one method that can be used to increase rice yields to the maximum. Hybrid rice was chosen because it has the potential to produce greater yields compared to local rice varieties.
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unklebonehead
DBuzz
1y
Daily #DadJoke for 5/22/23 I got into an argument with my firend about how to meas ...
... ure angles. It was a protracted conversation.
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unklebonehead
DBuzz
1y
Daily #DadJoke Weekend catch up The cat seems to get mad when I make jokes about h ...
... is weight. He needs to lighten up! I'm selling my used taxi. It's in fare condition.
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unklebonehead
DBuzz
1y
Daily #DadJoke for Happy Friday 5/19/23 Q: What's the best way to catch a fish? A ...
... : Have someone throw it to you. Have an awesome weekend!
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unklebonehead
DBuzz
1y
Daily #DadJoke for 5/18/23 I want to hear ninety-nine men sing "Africa" by Toto. ...
... It's something that one hundred men or more could never do.
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