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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!

Terrible? YES!

But wait! Lets take a look at this joke with a more in depth analysis. Do you remember the classic "Whats brown and sticky? A stick."?

Well well well, it looks like we have a very similar structure with this one! Doesnt that mean we can literally create dad jokes on demand?

Whats green and looks like a dog? A green dog.
Whats orange and smells like fruit? An orange.

The list is endless. And guess what, they are all TERRIBLE.

For that reason we give this joke a solid 1/10!

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(Jokes and Puns: Created by @dadjokeoftheday, repeated from my workplace or sourced from http://icanhazadadjoke.com)

(Please note - the internet is filled with good humor, so the same or similar jokes may be found at other sources, but the only places I source are noted above!)