Daddy's home!

Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours!

Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich.

Well, this pretty much sums up dad jokes in general... magic.

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(Jokes and Puns: Created by @dadjokeoftheday, repeated from my workplace or sourced from http://icanhazadadjoke.com)

(Please note - the internet is filled with good humor, so the same or similar jokes may be found at other sources, but the only places I source are noted above!)