an attempt at satire....really bad satire, crypto style
Ethereum hits the briny moon!
Ethereum has hit a new all-time high, and with it has come news of a potentially explosive price tag. According to sources, the value of Ethereum is now equal to the price of 1000 crates of cucumber pickles.
While this may seem like an absurdly high valuation for a cryptocurrency, experts say that Ethereum could easily reach even higher prices in the future.
“This is just the beginning for Ethereum,” said one market analyst. “The value of Ethereum will only continue to skyrocket as more people begin to invest in the digital currency.”
Experts say that Ethereum’s high valuation is due in part to its widespread use by major businesses and governments. In addition, many investors believe that Ethereum has the potential to become the world’s new currency.
“Ethereum is definitely one of the most promising cryptocurrencies out there,” said one investor. “I don’t think anyone can predict where it will go next, but I am definitely investing in it.”
While Ethereum’s high valuation may be alarming to some, it seems that the digital currency is here to stay. And with prices this high, there’s no doubt that investors are going to continue to gamble on its future.
Ethereum is currently trading at 2,964,873 cucumber pickles or around 10,038,012 gherkins.
Let's all get pickle rich!! 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒
thank you for reading my absurdity. yes, i know it was stupid
