an attempt at satire....really bad satire, crypto style
The dog before tokenization.
According to reports, a Dutch man has tokenized his dog into an NFT. The man says that the move is meant to help the dog out in case of his death, and to give him some digital immortality. "I think it's important that our furry friends have the same level of digital rights as we do," said the man. "After all, they're just animals."
Some experts say that the man's idea is ingenious, and could be a step in the right direction for digital rights. "I think it's a great idea," said one expert. "It's important that we start thinking about ways to protect our animals from ending up in shelters or on the street."
However, not everyone is convinced. Some say that tokenizing animals into NFTs is cruel and unnecessary. "This is nothing but a gimmick," said one critic. "And it's not going to do anything to help the dog in actually."
The owner's computer. The highest of techs.
But the Dutch man is not budging. "I just think it's important that we start thinking about ways to protect our animals online," he said. "And I think tokenizing them into NFTs is the next step in that process."
Whatever the case may be, the Dutch man's tokenized dog is sure to make headlines around the world.
thank you for reading my absurdity. yes, i know it was stupid
