The news these days is starting to take on the aspect of a nightmare that you can't wake up from. In the Before Times that'd probably have been bad news for NIGHTMARE FUEL™ but ever since we started reminding people that we're the nightmare you can wake up from, business has been brisk.
So much so that we're thinking of starting a special line focused solely on food. Since it'll be doing double duty, as nightmare fuel and off-label as an appetite suppressant we're thinking of calling it Nozempic. Should be a lot easier to take though, just a small dose any time you start feeling hungry and in no time your appetite will disappear, all without the side effects of amphetamines.
We've all heard folks go on about enlightenment but aside from Ray Wylie Hubbard you never hear anyone talk about endarkenment. Seems like a major oversight... With humanity in retrograde, endarkenment is something we all have to look forward to!
How much disaster and destruction do you think it would take before everybody is drinking the adrenochrome? Don't worry, if that's not your style NIGHTMARE FUEL™ will be there to help you through the darkness.
Just think of the children! Seriously. One of these days they're going to realize just how thoroughly the generations before them have fucked them over and then there's going to be hell to pay. That's a reckoning that not even NIGHTMARE FUEL™ can entirely abate, unless you add vodka.
Remember, the first taste is always free, so have some NIGHTMARE FUEL™ on me!
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