Disregard everything I say, because everything I say is a lie.
Now that we've cleared that up, it's time to get down to brass tacks. Do they even make brass tacks anymore? Anyways, supply chain disruptions have brought production of NIGHTMARE FUEL™ to a screeching halt.
With the downtime this brought I was partying relaxing a bit with Barbie's stepbrother Fred when he overdosed on adrenochrome and gave me an idea. I need to get into the tarot card business!
If Miss Cleo can do it, so can I. Don't have the foggiest notion when it comes to tarot but I've never let minor details like that stop me. Pretty sure it's like Facebook, if you make it vague enough everyone will think it pertains to them.
MidJourney was no more savvy to the tarot than me, so we decided to give it an update for the AI Age. This is the Three of Mugwumpers, which represents the long dark tea time of the soul.
Does anybody know how many cards are supposed to be in a deck of tarot cards? A relative of mine got their hours cut at work so they've taken to hiding images of Nicholas Cage around their workplace, which gave me the inspiration for the ultimate trump card. Nothing beats Nick Cage but Nick Cage, and the internet means cats, so when you combine the two you get the ultimate trump card. Not sure what suit that is though...
I see this ending badly... Still a few cards shy of a full deck, so if anybody's got some bright or bad ideas for tarot cards I'm all eyes and ears.
Opening quote is from a short story that I long ago forgot the title and author of. All images made with MidJourney.