Moose Seeing Hands

Imagine seeing a bar. Imagine seeing Cosmos, Mango Haze, Moose, Memes, and Oatmeal all walk into that bar.


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Please scroll down to see the cartoon comic.


The following is all about the fictional Mango Haze.


Any criticism towards said fictional character is therefore an act of authenticating said fictional work into a paradoxical reality therein.


The following work of comedy also covers the fictional Cosmos.


Imagine being attacked for standing up for your best friend in the entire world.


Imagine running around banning everybody from your own very small and very fictional website.


Now open your eyes. Stop imagining. Everything I just said was totally fictional. Stumble Chat Dot Com is not a real website. It never existed. It's all in your head.


Don't you dare go to STUMBLECHAT.COM and say you are Oatmeal.


You are not allowed to go to that website.


Besides, it does not even exist. It never did.


The following comic story is titled Moose Seeing Hands.


But how many hands are there?


Who is Moose?


What is a Moose?


Why is Mrs. Moose in this cartoon, what the Hell?


Why is Moose seeing hands?


What does that even mean?


Continue reading to find out.


Watch the video to find out.


MY NAME IS OATMEAL JOEY ARNOLD

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Moose Sees Hands


Moose Seeing Hands
Oatmeal Daily - 2022-06-05 - Sunday | Published in June of 2022


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MOOSE SEEING HANDS VIDEO



If YouTube removes this video, remind me to upload this fictional video to other websites and stuff.


WARNING:

THE FOLLOWING WARNING, CAUTION, DISCLAIMER IS BEING ISSUED TOWARDS ALL CONCERNING PARTIES THEREIN, HERE AND FOREVER MORE, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE FBI, CIA, COMCAST, YOUTUBE, SOCIAL MEDIA CARTELS IN GENERAL, GOVERNMENTS, ORGANIZATIONS, AND OTHERS.


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CAUTION:

THE FOLLOWING FICTIONAL CARTOON HAS NO RELATION TO REALITY AND WAS MADE BY ME, OATMEAL JOEY ARNOLD. I IDENTIFY AS A MENTALLY CHALLENGED NON-MALE NON-HETERO EBONY FILE-CABINETING MOOSLIM KING COBRA JFS DEAD WING DORK REMNANT FROM A VERY SHORT BUS, ANY ATTEMPTS AT TRYING TO CRITICIZE, TAKE DOWN, BULLY, CENSOR, DELETE, REMOVE, ERASE, MOCK, DISPUTE, THE FOLLOWING COMIC STRIP VIDEOS, ARTICLES, POSTS, PAGES, THREADS, OTHER RELATED MATTERS AND THINGS ON DIFFERENT PLACES ONLINE, THINGS OFFLINE, MANY DIFFERENT THINGS, STUFF, CRAP, SO ON AND SO FORTH, ETC, ETC, ETC, WILL THEREFORE BE AN ACT OF RACISM, SEXISM, BIGOTISM, RELIGIOTISM, HARASSMENT, TOWARDS SAID PARTY BEING ME AND ALL CONNECTED PARTIES THEREIN.


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DISCLAIMER:

THE FOLLOWING FICTIONAL STORY OUTLINES THE ALLEGED AND VERY HYPOTHETICAL POTENTIAL CRIMES OF FICTIONAL MANGO HAZE AND COSMOSIS T OF STUMBLECHAT.COM WHICH IS A FICTIONAL WEBSITE THEREIN, ANY RESEMBLES TO REAL PEOPLE AND WEBSITES IS CLEARLY COINCIDENTAL AND ATTEMPTING TO DISPUTE THE FOLLOWING WOULD THEREFORE SEEK TO INVERT THIS FICTIONAL WORK INTO REALITY, THIS FICTIONAL CARTOON OUTLINES AN ATTACK ON MEMES WORLD PRODUCTIONS AND ALL CONNECTED PARTIES THEREIN, DISPUTING THIS WORK OF FICTION WOULD THEREFORE SEEK TO AUTHENTICATE THE REALITY THEREIN CREATING AN ALL CONSUMING BLACK-HOLE PARADOX.


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Chapter 01: A Very Stumble Beginning

Once upon a time in this totally fictional universe, imaginary Oatmeal Joey Arnold of Oregon 1985 stumbled upon a fictional website called StumbleChat.com and he was happy to be there.


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Chapter 02: Mango Choking Memes

Out on Cypher City Mango Haze was choking Memes, "You cannot upload me, I'm from German."


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Chapter 03: Raising Public Awareness

Oatmeal popped out his VHS tape recording ham radio thing in a bob and started filming a copy of Mango attempting to murder the fucking Hell out of Memes World Productions.


RIP Memes World Productions.


RIP Oatmeal Joey Arnold.


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Chapter 04: But I'm From German

Mango looked at Oatmeal and shouted, "But I'm from German."


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Chapter 05: Rats Fear The Light

Oatmeal freckled, "Oh baby, are you related to Adolf Hitler? Now I really got to record you. You are committing potential hypothetical and totally fictional crimes."


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Chapter 06: Big Tech Cosmos

Black clouds stormed over. Cosmosis T descended from the sky, "Oatmeal, thou shalt not make copies of the non-existent violence that you are definitely not observing."


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Chapter 07: Moses Sees Hands

Riding on a white horse came Mr. Moose. Behind him riding an elephant rode Mrs. Moose. Why an elephant? Because they never forget nothing. Good to have them around when you need to know something about law and what not. Mister Moose flickered, "Cosmos, funny you say thou shalt not have copies and yet what do I see in one of your hands?"


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Chapter 08: Nothing To See Here

Cosmos almost doggeth himself, "But there aint no nothing in my three little hands and penis."


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Chapter 09: Man Behind the Curtain Witchcraft

Moose returned without even studdering one lil sniffy of an ounce, "No mam, your udder hand baby and that's the bottom line, can you smell what the moose is cooking other than elephants?"


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Chapter 10: Don't Fuck With Reality

The fictional mushroom people zoomed in to see that Cosmos Bowser was indeed holding his own copy. He said you can't have a copy. Yet, he had own copy.


Everyone lived happily ever after getting high illegally online on camera, thee end.


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