#offcolorhumor

@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself likes to go the extra mile. Competition is fierce around here! If you want to make it big, you gotta make it big! Hello! I hope you are doing well today! The

So there I was, or, was I there? Doesn't matter. Strolling along, minding my business, I hear a song. It sounds sad and I'm becoming emotional within my mind, but I am a man, so I quickly looked around

Exclamation points probably mean it's really important! Gather round, listen up! Stop Screwing Yourselves Up the Ass! Hi! My name is @NoNamesLeftToUse, The Writer/Artist Himself. I was once a minnow here,

You know that thing you asked me to take care of? It's Done Warning: If you have stumbled across this message and are not intended recipient, you may be in danger. Put everything back in the box, just

@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself here and today I can't remember what I was going to write about. Does this ever happen to you? You're driving along, paying attention to the road, hoping you

For reasons unknown to me at this time, I, @NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself, Will make a prediction. Your Impending Doom First off, some fine print. I am not a certified psychic. Now that that

So. I'll try my best to make this funny so I don't sound like a whiny little bitch. What In Thee Actual Fuck is Going On!   Do I suddenly suck at this game? Was it something I said? Is this because I flagged

@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself here with an Emergency Broadcast Thing! Ahhhhhhhh!   My shrink told me it's about time I took the tinfoil off the windows! So I did! I started opening and closing

You know that thing you asked me to take care of? It's Done. Listen, I know you said a photo won't be necessary and I do thank you for paying in full upfront like that, but damn. You owe me a new wood

It's a great time to be a follower and curator of this long time member. I've been working my ass off! This Man Pads Wallets All Day Long As a content producer on this wave of the future, it's my job to

You know that thing you asked me to take care of? It's Done. As requested, the final chunk was left on the beach where you normally jog. Finding it should be easy enough. Don't force your tears once the

I'd say the title sums it up nicely. Straight forward and to the point, like any good title should be. What Could Possibly Be the Matter? Here's a challenge that could easily earn you a dime or maybe more

This Man was feeling a tad bit bored the other day and thought it was time to stir things up. This Man decided to sit down, think, and have a coffee. Sounds Normal Enough, Right? It wasn't though. This

Well this is embarrassing. I seemed to have misplaced my baby, the pick of the litter, the cream of the crop. Have You Seen My Baby? It was last used in an alley behind a few fancy head shops downtown

There are a few important criteria you must meet, but nothing too serious. I think we're all fussy when it comes to these things. It's only natural. We Like, What We Like As you've probably gathered from

Look! I made something! I got so excited this morning when I saw the price spike and couldn't control myself! It Didn't Take Long Either! My creative juices were flowing full force. I felt inspired after

Are you sick of paying for your entertainment? Do warm, fuzzy feelings piss you off? Are you already thinking this must be some sort of scam? Are you answering yes within your mind as if someone is actually

When I create, I give a shit. After hitting the post button, what I thought was the greatest thing to hit Steemit since shit hit the fan, never is... Why? Am I just not shitty enough? How much shit do

Enough is enough! I... am an artiste! Producing poor quality posts to coincide with poor quality payouts is also known as... Poor Quality Attitude No Sir, Ma'am, It, These, Those and Them Over There. I,

People always ask me, "@nonameslefttouse, where do you keep the bodies?" I think I'm ready to show you. The Bodies I picked it up at the hardware store! It was on sale! It sure beats feeding