If you have stumbled across this message and are not intended recipient, you may be in danger. Put everything back in the box, just as it was when you found it. Slowly step away. Walk around to the front. Enter the blue building with the yellow door. Welcome to Luigi's. Order a medium sized pan pepperoni and mushroom pizza. The man will start bitching about his wife. Do not interrupt him. He tends to start spitting in food when people aggravate him. Smile and nod until the pizza is ready. This should not take long. Luigi is good at what he does. Pay for the pizza and leave. Cross the street, then head northbound until you see a cool 80's van with painted flames and rust on the side. Knock on the passenger side window and it will open, but just a crack. Yell out, "Supper time," and insert the pizza through the small opening provided. Then slowly walk away and pretend this never happened. Remember. You're being recorded for my Youtube channel and we only have one shot at this. DO NOT screw it up!
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