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MEMES METAFÍSICOS VIII // METAPHYSICAL MEMES VIII [[ESP/ENG]]
¿Y por qué no un poco de humor? El humor es necesario para alegrar un poco la vida miserable que tienen algunas personas, aunque también hay personas que sufren tanto que no tienen tiempo para el humor.
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jes2850
badjokes
4y
the problem with kleptomaniacs?
they always take things literally.
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jes2850
badjokes
4y
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather
NOT screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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jes2850
badjokes
4y
what did the father buffalo say to his kid before he left for school?
bison!
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jes2850
badjokes
4y
what did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
dam!
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richardfyates
Jokes
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"Joke" by RFY
What did the elephant say to the missionary??? Nothing. Elephants can't talk. (Ba dum tshhh! Thank you! I'll be here all week!) Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
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runburgundy
badjokes
5y
Once again -- I'm just dibbling and dabbling
I just finished a 15.0km cycle that lasted about 0hh:30mm:0ss !What do you give an experimental Tickle-Me-Elmo? A couple "Test Tickles!"Check out some detailed info at my EXHAUST pageJoin me
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imdifferent
lgbt
6y
What's it like to be a man?
Cinema and television, even in the children's genre, have perpetuated the idea that a sexually abused man can be, contrary to the female case, something enormously comical. Here's an excerpt from something
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steemmonsters
6y
Gotta Love the Freakshow
The only card in the deck that represents the potent triple threat of being part Naga, part enrage, part retaliate and all parts destroyer of worlds, so much so that Al Gore is about to do a documentary
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Bad Jokes : Married and Gave birth to Twins
Jono is married to her beloved girl, and after a year, his wife Jono is pregnant. One day, the wife began to contract, so Jono rushed to take him to the hospital. He held his hand as he tried to give birth.
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Bad Jokes : Gift for Wife
A husband is preparing a present for his wife's birthday, so the husband thinks, "I will buy my wife a luxury cemetery in San Diego Hills for her birthday." Well, you can imagine his wife's
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Bad Jokes : Drunk Man at A Bar
Three people were sitting in a bar. A man came, drunk, sat at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw 3 people sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over
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Bad Jokes : A cat
A drunken man brought a cat home, then met his wife and said "Look ... this is a monkey from the forest." His wife said with a laugh, "That is a CAT .. !!" He said to his wife, "I'm
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Bad Jokes : The Best Sleep Drug
Jono, whose face looked exhausted, went to the doctor's office. Jono: Doctor, there's a dog around my house. They bark all day and all night, and I can not sleep for a while. Doctor: I have good news for
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Jokes : Desire as an adult
A teacher asks the students in her class, "What do you want when you grow up?" Jono said, "I want to be a millionaire, go to the most expensive club, bring the best prostitute with me, then
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Bad joke : How To Deliver Bad News
A man answered a phone call from an emergency room doctor at a hospital. "Sir," the doctor explained, "Your wife has a serious car accident, I have bad news and good news." The man,
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Work Permit
A man called his boss and said "I can not come to work today .." The boss asks why and the man says "My eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" Asked his boss. "I can not
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Joke : I Can't
Budi and Jono are walking in the park. Budi: "Hey, can you see the forest over there?" Jono looked at the direction and looked confused, then he said to Budi: "I can not, it looks like the
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My Wife is Like Lightning
Jono told his friend about how to drive his wife. Jono: "My wife is driving like lightning .." Budi: "Is it really fast?" Jono: "No, every minute is always grabbing the trees."
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jokes
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Bad Jokes : The wife's sin
18+ Jokes On a cold night on the bed. Short couples chat Husband : baby ? Wife : no... The End
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