#badjokes

¿Y por qué no un poco de humor? El humor es necesario para alegrar un poco la vida miserable que tienen algunas personas, aunque también hay personas que sufren tanto que no tienen tiempo para el humor.

they always take things literally.

NOT screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

bison!

dam!

What did the elephant say to the missionary??? Nothing. Elephants can't talk. (Ba dum tshhh! Thank you! I'll be here all week!) Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)

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Cinema and television, even in the children's genre, have perpetuated the idea that a sexually abused man can be, contrary to the female case, something enormously comical. Here's an excerpt from something

The only card in the deck that represents the potent triple threat of being part Naga, part enrage, part retaliate and all parts destroyer of worlds, so much so that Al Gore is about to do a documentary

Jono is married to her beloved girl, and after a year, his wife Jono is pregnant. One day, the wife began to contract, so Jono rushed to take him to the hospital. He held his hand as he tried to give birth.

A husband is preparing a present for his wife's birthday, so the husband thinks, "I will buy my wife a luxury cemetery in San Diego Hills for her birthday." Well, you can imagine his wife's

Three people were sitting in a bar. A man came, drunk, sat at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw 3 people sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over

A drunken man brought a cat home, then met his wife and said "Look ... this is a monkey from the forest." His wife said with a laugh, "That is a CAT .. !!" He said to his wife, "I'm

Jono, whose face looked exhausted, went to the doctor's office. Jono: Doctor, there's a dog around my house. They bark all day and all night, and I can not sleep for a while. Doctor: I have good news for

A teacher asks the students in her class, "What do you want when you grow up?" Jono said, "I want to be a millionaire, go to the most expensive club, bring the best prostitute with me, then

A man answered a phone call from an emergency room doctor at a hospital. "Sir," the doctor explained, "Your wife has a serious car accident, I have bad news and good news." The man,

A man called his boss and said "I can not come to work today .." The boss asks why and the man says "My eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" Asked his boss. "I can not

Budi and Jono are walking in the park. Budi: "Hey, can you see the forest over there?" Jono looked at the direction and looked confused, then he said to Budi: "I can not, it looks like the

Jono told his friend about how to drive his wife. Jono: "My wife is driving like lightning .." Budi: "Is it really fast?" Jono: "No, every minute is always grabbing the trees."

18+ Jokes On a cold night on the bed. Short couples chat Husband : baby ? Wife : no... The End