So a dad cooks a deer he shot while hunting and serves the dinner to his kids without telling them what it is..
“Dad, this looks strange, what is it?”, asks his son.
“I’ll give you a hint”, the father replies. “It’s what your mother calls me.”
His sons eyes grow wide as if he saw a ghost, and he immediately yells out “It’s a fucking dick! Don’t eat it!”
(photo sourced from Pixabay)