"To the moon" said my mother
"Buy Bitcoin!" said dad
But parents know nothing.
Did they think me mad!?
I would not waste money
On this silly fad.
Spend $5 on Bitcoin?
Screw you, mum and dad!
"To the moon" said my brother
"It's rising" said sis.
But siblings know nothing
Of money... or this.
I would not waste money
On this dying trend
Spend $50 on Bitcoin?
The climb will soon end.
"To the moon" said the media
"Invest" Branson bleated
Publicity stunts will not
Have me defeated...
Why would I waste money?
This currency's cursed.
Spend $500 on Bitcoin?
The bubble will burst...
My parents have moved out
They're living in style
My siblings went with them
But I'm stuck for a while
But I still won't waste money
On digital tat
So what if they're $5k now?
I'm smarter than that!