Just Kidding! - Limerick

This is for the new limerick contest where you need to end the first line with post. If you want more details, here is the link:

https://steemit.com/limerickcontest/@writing-trail/help-empty-the-new-pool-less-than-a-day-to-get-rime-licking-too-much-steem-and-trail-to-count

JUST KIDDING!

The secret to any good post,
to get upvotes at their most,
Just say that you're leaving,
but then keep on steeming,
and make your 'return' with a boast.

@whatageek

*my upvotes/rep disclaimer: https://steemit.com/steemit/@whatageek/my-steemit-account-where-i-stand-on-bots-self-votes-and-multiple-account