This is my second entry and, well, the title is a bit of a play on words in and of itself. John heard the sound of a bird As it was releasing a turd He photo'd the shit And his post was a hit For the masses

Image source   Up in the air she patrols,  Scouting for the right moment to catch soles.  She marks her target.  Going in for the kill and dives,  Piercing her beak like knives.

Free and beautiful , have you been created. When the cold came you migrated. As I miss your morning cheer, I remember and tear. As the blanket of snow disappears , Your sweet and melodious tone reappears.

image source  I’m the king of the street,  I can move my feet To the hustler's beat.  I bring in the bread,  Because I know how to tread.  I live deep in the city,  And take

image source    she was colorful and bright   her beauty was such a sight   I was mesmerized at her flight   It was her might      That captivated

Image Source Loco El Pájaro There was once a tiny bird which was definitely absurd. He would bump his little head and wonder why it never bled. That fowl couldn't be deterred. Message to the Reader This

Little Wing A tired Bird flying south Saw a great river to land in the mouth Always a hunger a Bird of no deeds Never did learn to win or succeeds Image Courtesy of discogs.com

Many drivers cursed flipping the bird But there wasn't a one that Joe heard Curating post in his car He didn't get far But at least he got in the last word. Please follow or comment if you enjoyed, thanks!

Image: AKM/GSI/The Daily Mail The Joys of a Pub Quiz Night Can you name me a long legged bird? So the quiz team, in whispers, conferred. “Wha’bout Naomi Camp-bell; She’s long-neck-ed as well! Sometimes

We all enjoy a good Mirickle Limericks were made famous by Edward Lear in his ‘Book of Nonsense’. He did, however, tend to make a potentially funny verse fall flat through repeating the first line in the

The Swimming Pool is, we are told, filling … it is a tough gig to gird your grey matter into such frivolity when treated thusly! Happily the followers of @writing-trail contests are bigger than that. Please

With great efforts she tried hard to post Of the humour she enjoyed the most But as much as she tried The poop jest stayed inside Causing angst to the frustrated host.

Life on steemit This is my entry to the #limerickcontest. Details of the contest is in this post from @writing-trail: LIMERICK CONTEST: A NEW WEEK FOR BAWDY VERSE. 20 STEEM AND 700 TRAIL IN PRIZES. GET

Source Totem PoleThere was once a wooden post That firmly stood by the coast No hurricane could destroy it To the waves or the wind, it won't submit Rumor says it's a dwelling of a ghost Message to the

This is for the new limerick contest where you need to end the first line with post. If you want more details, here is the link: JUST KIDDING! The secret to any good post, to get upvotes at their most,

We all could use a Mirickle Is it Rewards that drives your post To get your steem to uppermost? Or could you dare Be Laissez-faire And forget the care of what it grossed? §§§§§§ Winner of last week’s contest:

😂 This is my first time entering the contest , i just seen a post entry from @darthnava with a link and decided to give it a try ! I believe the contests ends on Monday , and we must make a limerick form

This is my first entry for second week of limerick contest sponsored by SteemTrail and @ebryans posted at What to Post I am lost on what to postOn Steemit where I dread most.And so I made up my mind,to

The influx of Limericks has brought a smile towards consensus. Thank you everyone! Humour - or humor - for the "non-u" fraternity - only English Speakers will get that! Is a wonderful and powerful

This is my limerick entry: A steemer wanted to make a post That would help him earn the most Thinking on the shitter He hacked Trump's twitter And retired somewhere on the coast.