By you've seen at least one of my posts and you know I'm not a crude individual. In all cases I attempt to act with the greatest of civility and sense of decency one can muster. Unfortunately 
But never would had I envisaged this. Sure would have joked about it but never would have thought it was real. Normally a "Expectation Vs Reality" has two photos. I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't this.
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Well I suppose we can at least be thankful they were only "gently" used rather than "roughly" or "well" used