Well today I realised It took me to 3 days to woo and convince my wife after a fight. Else I would have jumped on the #comedyopenmic contest way earlier. All husband out here can understand my situation. The case with all married man is that they are responsible for all the marital fights. Even though they never did it intentionally. In my case there is nothing different.
Well every couple fights, there is no couple in the world that say that they never had fight. So I am not different.
Belive me or not 99 % of the couple fights happen during their anniversary. It is very rare to avoid,and it is a kind of trend now for me since last two years...in 2020, with all love,feeling and emotions and considering the special ocassion, I plan to take her out somewhere, I asked her :
where do want to go out on anniverssary???
She seems to be very excited and replied:
somewhere I have not been long time.
I got very happy to find her positive reply. On the day of Anniverssary
I took her to my parents home馃檭.
And in no time our fight started.馃檮
Now comes 2021, with lockdown in sights, I prefer to buy her some gifts on Anniverssary. I got over cautious this time after last year thrashing. I again thought to take her wishes. She said : "she needs something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in quick seconds". With no offense on day of anniverssary, I bought her a
Weighing Machine馃樁.
Then for a month our home becomes a serene place filled with tranquility. No words spoken.
Rest I leave it to all of you to assume what exactly could have happen to me. Anyway hopefully next year, I will surely get what she wanted on Anniverssary. Failure makes Man Perfect 馃槈
This is common story of every household. And I call upon 
Wish me all the best for our next anniverssary.
to be continued...
@steemflow