Daddy posted some shots of me jumping on the bed and Mummy told him not to put any bad ones online. Bad photos of me?? Impossible!
Actually, there was one where I was mid landing and my slightly chubbier than the average bear cheeks were still moving downward as the rest of me was starting the bounce up again. I look like a cute 70 year old grandma but, Daddy decided I might regret blockchaining it when I am older. He is worried about me suing him for all his crypto.
It is funny when children sue their parents for some kind of emotional trauma but it seems that the only people who do it are the one's who grow up with enough privilege that their parent's are worth suing. I would assume that if I were to sue my parents right now, I wouldn't be living large off the gains.
This is why I am biding my time until the crypto markets make their move and explode into mass adoption. Then, I will be suing them for all they are worth which, is still unlikely to be much more than now. Suing parents for being raised poorly is pretty weird but I guess, what can you expect from people who were raised poorly? Whatever 'raised poorly' means.
You know the best bit about the photo above? Viski the dog behind Mummy. He is a funny old thing and wanted to jump on the bed with me but, he is not allowed on the bed anymore because the last time he jumped off, he hurt his leg really badly. He turns 91 dog years in a few months so jumping is not considered gentlemanly anymore. Meh, he doesn't care about that though and still acts like a puppy whenever we go for a walk.
It was a lot of fun jumping on the bed tonight and I got so sweaty but, I didn't even have a bath. Score!! Tomorrow is bath night though and I am only going to Mummi and Pappas so that is fine, they have likely lost their sense of smell long ago.
Daddy promised that on the weekend we can jump on the bed more and I even asked if he could bring the jumping camera as I quite enjoy seeing myself look like I am flying. I am not sure at what age my flying ability is going to kick in for real but, I hope it is soon as I would like to start using my superpowers early as I have heard harnessing them can take time.
One of these days this little diary of mine could very well create my origin story and be turned into a Hollywood blockbuster, or not. I guess it really depends on how much I am able to get for suing Daddy and then, how much Steem is worth in the future. Maybe it will have to be a Bollywood blockbuster instead?
Either way while Mummy didn't want a picture of me looking weird online, she didn't say anything about herself looking a bit weird in a picture. I think she is just surprised by my flying ability.
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