Did you miss me?
What do you mean you don't even know who I am?!?
I.am.Legend Smallsteps.
Fair enough though, I haven't been active on Hive at all yet - as ever since I walked off that other blockchain, life kinda got in the way with my slaves parents being forced to keep me within easy reach so that I don't sneeze - because sneezing is socially unacceptable to the point that the entire global economy can be destroyed by a single sniffle.
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Choooooo!
That cost a billion dollars ^
Which is almost as much as my new house! Well, two new houses!
There has been a lot going on in my life since we last spoke - I turned four and I moved out of home. Part-time.
Me and my parents are undergoing a trial separation, so for a few hours each weekend, I will be staying in my new home, a cute little studio apartment that sits out in the garden and has a lovely view of the future terrace, so I can keep an eye to make sure the sla.. parents are grilling my corn as I like it.
The hardest part of having my own house is making sure they bring me food when I want it, without me having to walk all the way inside my other house and tell them I am hungry.
It is pretty exciting to be out on my own though and it comes with lots of responsibilities. I have even started cooking for fun, just to show them how it is done properly. My imaginary donuts are probably the best in the country - and I make imaginary tea just right.
This is me making Daddy a cupcake - I only made him one, because he is getting a little "cupcakey" himself and my studio is already a little cramped with him in there. I don't want to have to grease his sides to get him through the door, as it isn't easy to clean off the door frame.
The house is an old place and has a lot of character. It was rolled over (literally) from the neighbors place like the slaves did for the pyramids. That makes me a Pharaoh.
The house is almost 40 years old and it could do with a little TLC and a coat of paint, but that can wait until after the winter.
For now, I am just going to "live" in it a little and see what renovations I am going to do, once the parents have finished doing the other house. The other place is good practice for them, so they can make all the mistakes early and get this one done right. Parent training is important.
Well, after a long break away, I am happy to be back and picking up where I left off, a little older, a little wiser (can imagine how wise I'll be when I turn five?) and ready to make sure that you guys don't forget me again.
<3
Smallsteps
