It's #squirrelsunday again and there is crime afoot.
This criminal keeps destroying the furniture in a ritzy area.
The authorities keep arresting him but those silly DAs keep releasing him out on the street again to commit more property damage. They always say something about criminal justice reform or something like that, but the authorities on the ground know better.
Sometimes he lays low a while and vandalizes areas out of view of the authorities.
But then his animal nature rears its ugly head and he keeps destroying things out in the open often daring the authorities to arrest him again.
Suddenly there has been a shift in the political landscape and all the soft on crime DAs have been exiled to Antarctica to practice their criminal justice reform on various Yeti communities. Now the criminal squirrel has to escape to another country fast as the authorities are itching to finally incarcerate him for life. He took his secret acorn stash and ran for the nearest country...
Yup this looks like Mexico to me. Whew I'm finally safe and I hear the Mariachi music playing. Now I can find some new areas to vandalize.
Suddenly the little vandal finds himself in an unusual area of a strange new country...
Why is everyone looking at me and approaching slowly wearing all these ritualistic feathers???!!!
The chief shaman of the group lunges at the vandal squirrel with an Aztec death whistle blowing loudly in the background.
The little vandal didn't know what hit him. He was lifted off the ground and spirited away in an instant.
Now the ceremony can continue as they have found the perfect sacrifice to offer up to the nature spirits. Just a puff of smoke is left of the criminal vandal squirrel... The Yeti have called this group over to Antarctica next year to deal with the DAs, they just need to stock up on more feathers to perform the ritual in the cold climate.
That's all for now, thanks for looking :-)
