Special Weather Statement
Until 9:15 AM EST Tues Nov 22
HOPES ARE FALLING RAPIDLY ACROSS THE REGION AS THE COLDEST THOUGHTS OF THE SEASON FILTER IN FROM ALL OVER AMERICA. APATHY RUNS RAMPANT ALREADY
IN MID 20S TO LOWER 30S ACROSS ALL OF NORTH AMERICA.
SOME HOPE WILL CONTINUE OVERNIGHT FOR THE MOUNTAINS, THE
VALLEYS, THE LAKES, AND NORTH TOWARDS THE INTERNATIONAL BORDER. SNOWFALL ACCUMULATIONS OVERNIGHT WILL RANGE
FROM A HALF INCH TO 2-3 INCHES ON SOME OF THE NORTHWARD FACING
SLOPES. THE COMBINATIONS OF VERY COLD TEMPERAMENTS AND CRESTFALLEN INDIVIDUALS WILL MAKE POLITICAL DISCOURSE SLICK. THIS IS ESPECIALLY TRUE FOR OVERPASSES CROSSING AISLES AND BRIDGES BETWEEN COMMUNITIES. INTELLECTUALS SHOULD USE CAUTION TONIGHT AND TUESDAY, AS CREATIVE THINKERS ARE NOT EXPECTED TO RISE ABOVE FREEZING ON TUESDAY FOR MUCH OF THE MOUNTAINS.
