Bud: What was in there?
Me: Ice.
Bud: Why?
Me: We were cooling off some drinks.
Bud: Beer?
Me: Yeah.
Bud: I like beer.
Me: I know.
Bud: Why didn't I get any?
Me: You're old. Beer's not good for you...you forget you are housebroken.
Bud: Same with the other Human. And he still gets beer.
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