Okay let's put smiles on your faces again.
Note: If you ever believe anything you see here, you're doing that at your risk, and don't thank me later.
Still on the parachute matter
I needed to go for a science expedition with my friend; 
Samminator: Hey Buddy! I can't wait to land in Panya. I've so much heard about Panya
Camzy: I'm telling you. I've never been to Panya before
{Immediately, the air hostess enters to make an announcement}
Air hostess: ladies and gentlemen, please can I have your attention?
Camzy: (Turns to me); Sammy, this lady's cloth is not nicely ironed..
Samminator: Hold on man, let's hear what she has to say.
{The air hostess continued}
Air hostess: I have just been informed that we have lost the engine, and the plane would be crashing in few minutes.
Samminator and everyone: (Shouting) Holy Jehoshaphat!! Holy lamb!! fada lawd!!
Air hostess: Calm down everyone. A parachute would drop on everyone's laps. It has been automated to do so. Just hang the parachute on and jump off the plane; once you're airborne, press the green button to release the chutes.
{She continued}
Air hostess: We have signalled the ground control team, and they have deployed a van to take you once you land. You will find the van waiting for y'all. Have a safe jump.
Samminator: (# grabs "something" and jumps off)
Camzy: (# grabs something and jumps off too)
{on mid-air, while I wanted to press the green button, I just discovered that the "something" that was dropped on my laps was Camzy's school bag, not a parachute. You can figure out how disappointed I was. You know what happened?}
Samminator: (looks up to the plane and shouted with a rant).. Hey woman!! How can you lie with something as simple as a damn parachute? How do I even believe that there's a van waiting to pick me up when I land? Now how will I even get to my destination when I land? You will have a lot of questions to answer when I land, woman!!
Camzy: (Free-falling too. Looks at me and said) - Hey Sammy, you mistook my bag for a parachute. And look, I also mistook someone else's bag for a parachute.
Samminator: Sorry man! The air hostess will have to explain to us why she had to lie to us. She will have a lot of explanation to do.
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Quick question before I wrap up
If you are a landlord and you need to eject a tenant from your house for being a pain in the arse, but the tenant is a whale in steemit but you're just a minnow, how will you shape your mouth to tell him to leave your house?
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