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rogerdeaton
life
9y
SEXED TEXT: TRY TO SAY THAT THREE TIMES FAST
The day job has been really busy. So I wasn't overly surprised when I received a text beep at 7:00 a.m. What now? I was still brushing my teeth. It was not a local number. I did recognize the area code
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life
9y
HOW MUCH FOOD IS REALY AVAILABLE
The snowstorm hit us late Thursday night. We finally ventured out Saturday afternoon to the nearest Walmart. Approximately 36 hours after the first snow fell, I was amazed at what we saw. Mostly bread,
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9y
SNOWBOUND AND GAGGED
Everyone in the house is bored. I suggested we play Monopoly... BACKWARDS. Yeah, we can divide up all the money and properties. We"ll travel around in the wrong direction. You lose $200 when you pass
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POOP PEACE
Oh dear, I just saw in the local news an article about locals fighting about dog poop. Threats have been made about shooting pooping dogs. You now this is probably how tensions in the middle east got started.
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9y
MOVE OVER MARIE OSMOND
I've lost 15 lbs. in just three weeks. How did I do it? I stood naked on the scales in front of the mirror each morning. It suppresses my appetite almost immediately. Just send five dollars in a self addressed
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funny
9y
SIGNS OF CABIN FEVER
We've been snowed in for a couple days. Even though we might be able to get out, everything's closed. There's no where to go. So I have listed a few things to watch out for before the blood shed starts:
rogerdeaton
blog
9y
THE 10 PERCENT SOLUTION
A couple weeks ago, Candy cleaned the coffee pot and it quit a few days later. Saturday she "spic and spanned" the fridge. The next morning I heard, "Oh NO! zzzzaptsnap scream." The
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funny
9y
HEARTBREAK HOTEL
I was at the grocery checking out when the manger noticed my bright Dashiki. He called to me from the center island. "I like that Dashiki, where did you get it it?" "I got it from the
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funny
9y
MONEY LAUNDERING
I was paid mostly in one dollar bills from the Friday gig. This made a stack of money almost two inches thick. So we went Saturday morning shopping at the hardware store to thin out the wallet. My wife
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blog
9y
WARNING: OPENING THIS PRODUCT COULD LEAD TO INJURY
The way engineers and lawyers design packaging, and safety precautions is just beyond my understanding sometimes. I just poked a hole in my thumb trying to cut off a zip tie placed through the holes in
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steemit
9y
IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN
I hear where there is much consternation over President Trump's reply to North Korea's Button comment. They say "unhinged, unpresidential" I say "Go New YorK!" He made it clear to those
rogerdeaton
life
9y
THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT
So we stayed over at a Howard Johnson's Motel on a recent trip shuttling our Grandson. I didn't even know they were still around. About 4:30 a.m. I heard some creaking and thumping in the room above. It
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love
9y
Bait the Mate
OK! As a drummer, someone who hangs out with musicians, I have friends across the religious/political spectrum. Can we not agree, man's interference with the climate is just as harmful as man's interference
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life
9y
THEY'RE RAPING THE GROCERIES!
It was awful! I was asked to stop at the grocery on my way home. Mass hysteria had taken over. The cute cash register girl looked as if she had been repeatedly violated. Her eyes were glazed over, a blank
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music
9y
MUSICIANS WORST CAPITALISTS OF ALL
Well, we were just told,"The So&So Band will work for $10.00 less a man than your band. We like you better, but just not 10 bucks better. So... if you drop your price we'll keep you instead."
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music
9y
HITCH YOUR HORSE TO THE RIGHT WAGON
The music career scene has been changed so much by the shift in technology. 30 years ago a guy could make a pretty good living gigging 3-4 nights a week. I, having started a family felt the need to do
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9y
GENDER SENDER
It has occurred to me that an attractive photo, particularly from a young lady, has the power to generate a lot of upvotes. I myself appreciate their contributions and attributes. One must be careful though,
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music
9y
ONE YEAR LATER, STILL ON THE PORCH
Oh Dear, what to do, what to do? Today is my New Year's Vacation day. Candy is at work, I've found the perfect electronic drumset for me online. Great deal, only one left ... looking at the credit card
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blog
9y
I AM NOT GOD
Who turns lemons into lemonade? Well, I'm hardly Him, but here's our new recipe. I don't know what lemons cost at the store, what a buck or so? Well this is worth it. I picked three fresh lemons. You can
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music
9y
SO YOU WANT TO BE A ROCK N ROLL STAR
Oh yes I did. Now after 40 years of professional performing I finally see the real prize. I prided myself on being able to play all the genres, venues, having the right equipment and attitude. I have had
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