Oh dear, I just saw in the local news an article about locals fighting about dog poop. Threats have been made about shooting pooping dogs. You now this is probably how tensions in the middle east got started. Some Kosher dog left a mound on some Palestinian's yard. They have no sense of poop humor over there either. The next thing you know, we'll have suicide poopings. Refugees will be flooding across the township border in search of a safe place for their puppies to poop. People will be leaving burning bags of poop on the doorstep and ringing the doorbell. Poopy Bags will have to be dropped by air. The Pope will pray for poop peace. But, there will be no peace. Poop flows downhill and on the OBX that means to the beaches. The government will try to cover up the whole thing and call it Beach Nourishment. But we know they're full of poop. You can poop on some of the yards all of the time and you can poop on all of the yards some of the time, but you can't poop on all of the yards all of the time. If this keeps up, Colon Pow will be our next President. Oh dear, my apologies for this one. However, I did withhold the pooping dog picture.
