We get down and dirty with the inhabitants of the great Neoxian City and investigate their daily deeds. Here you'll read juicy up-to-date gossip as our ground reporters rush to the drama as it unfolds, where ever it may be. And when there's a city with @burlarj and @xawi in it, there's sure to be lots and lots and lots of it!!
@shoemanchu designates himself as the man that noweth everythingResident
You know, there was once a time when I through I was wrong, but it turns out I made a mistake, and I was actually right. That was many years ago, though. I'm always right these days.
Our very own 
We hope now that after pretending to be interested he will now shut the fuck up and get back to earning!
@xawi eerily blameless this week.It's been a quiet week. Even more so that it's been all quiet on the xawi front. No dumbness, no pressing giveaway buttons like a withdrawing addict with Parkinsons, no sexual misconduct, no flirting with random people, no starting wars with burl (or mango). We should make a statue of this week in honour of xawi, that never once this week has she been the centre of attention. Well done xawi for being well behaved. Sadly, this doesn't fair well for The Spectacle. If xawi keeps being good then our writing team may find themselves out of work with no news to report.
@axeman leaves power vacuum in his wakeSadly this week citizen axeman found himself at the wrong end of the ban-hammer. This has left a significant power vacuum in his absence. Citizens have been left rioting and pillaging in the city square. 
We would like to spend a moment to remember axeman, one of our most active, talkative, and busy members of neoxian city
