A thief enters an investor's house, with the information that he has money hidden in his house. Upon entering with a gun in hand, he subdues the man and his wife and points at them to ask the following:
—Where is the money?
—Upstairs, in a safe, I can take you there and give you the key. But you have to let go of her and let her go.
—Hmm... I'm surprised; I thought you would have more resistance. And now it turns out that you collaborate so quickly and only ask that I let your wife go... I didn't know you loved your wife so much.
—She's not my wife; she's the neighbor's. My wife is going to arrive shortly, and I'm more afraid of her than I am of you.
Un ladrón entra en una casa de un inversionista, con el dato de que tiene dinero escondido en su casa; al entrar con arma en mano, somete al señor, a su mujer y les apunta para preguntar:
—¿Dónde está el dinero?
—En el piso de arriba, en una caja fuerte, puedo llevarte allí y darte la clave. Pero tienes que soltarla a ella y dejar que se vaya.
—Hmm... Estoy sorprendido, pensé que tendrías más resistencia. Y ahora resulta que colaboras tan rápido y solo pides que la deje ir a tu mujer... No sabía que amabas tanto a tu esposa.
—No es mi esposa, es la del vecino. Mi esposa va a llegar en un rato y le tengo más miedo a ella que a ti.
