"There's something wrong with the interface. I can't get it to fit quite right."
Perhaps the interface is malfunctioning
"Malfunctioning? Yeah it's not the right interface for this application."
What app?
"What's App? You mean to say 'What's up?' Is something up?"
I'm up!!! So excited about tonight! What are you going to wear?
"I was planning to wear this, but the interface is malfunctioning.
You're going to wear an app to your graduation? This I gotta see!
"Huh? No I was going to wear this dress that I am making! What is wrong with you?
I thought your interface wasn't fitting, not the dress. What's wrong with the dress? It looks almost done.
"THE INTERFACE IS NOT FITTING CORRECTLY. Maybe I should have used a fusible one.
Fusible? You mean fungible?
"Is there a fungible interface? What even is that?
I don't know. You brought it up.
This is my entry to 
What can I say? I'm an anachronism, and am often flummoxed by new-fangled technical vocabulary and acronyms. For instance, what does hodl mean?
Let's head back in time, to when men were men and women were women and things were easier to understand. Or was that just me?
Thank you for reading my freewrite about old meanings and new.
